Pieter Toerien’s Theatre On The Bay is thrilled to announce that Pieter-Dirk Uys is set to return to our stage with his latest LIVE LAUGHTER comedy variant, LOCKUP/LOCKDOWN from 19 October to 6 November, 2021.

Pieter-Dirk Uys in LOCKUP/LOCKDOWN at Theatre On The Bay until 6 November, 2021.

Pieter-Dirk Uys in LOCKUP/LOCKDOWN at Theatre On The Bay until 6 November, 2021.

Pieter-Dirk Uys brings his unique comedy satire to help make some sense of the current state of madness!

Enlisting the help of some of his (and our) favourite personalities, Uys saves some stage space for Evita Bezuidenhout, Nowell Fine, Willie Wikkelspies, Boris Johnson and many many more!

Uys walks us through the headlines, and has a range of his own headlines to offer!

Nowell Fine celebrates with two small pricks.

Another Zuma eyes your dop and zol!

Boris Johnson makes the rules, and breaks them!

Willie Wikkelspies under lockdown in Stratford!

Evita Bezuidenhout pre-covid and post level 3!

Masks mandatory…

Vaccination advised…

Sense of humour, essential!

The show runs Tuesdays to Saturdays, with Saturday matinees now available.

Tickets are available at R200 each (sold in pairs only)

Bookings through Computicket.com

Booking link: https://tickets.computicket.com/event/pieter_dirk_uys_lockup_lockdown/7174185

Bookings can also be made through the Computicket call-centre (0861) 915 8000 / (011) 340 8000.

All Covid-19 venue safety protocols will be in place.

*Poster photography by Hentie Van Der Merwe.

It’s been the wildest year yet with the most unexpected and crazy pandemic turning our existence inside out and upside down.
Renowned funnyman, Alan Committie, however is determined that we keep laughing in the face of of it all.

So join him in his latest hilarious solo stand up show which re-opens Pieter Toerien’s Montecasino Theatre – Apocolaughs Now!

Global lockdown, earthquakes in Plumstead, cigarette and alcohol bans, Cricket South Africa out for a duck, Trumpeting leaders blowing hot air and the only response we have had so far is to dance the Jerusalema (which is how drunk people pronounce Julius Malema after 2am in the morning)…..

But now Committie explores how we can stay sane and healthy in body, mind and soul with his usual madcap verbal wit and physical comedy shenanigans.

Our intrepid jester tries to understand wellness coaches, explores the world of tik-tok videos, unpacks how we thought the world would end versus how it’s actually happening and may or may not have found the missing R500 billion promised to the nation!

So book now for the limited 3 week run at Jo’Burg’s favourite theatre. Playing to only 50% capacity every night under the new regulations and following all COVID health protocols this promises to be a superb evening of laughter and the best live entertainment you could wish for as the world comes crashing down around you.

He who laughs masked, laughs best!

Written and performed by Alan Committie
Directed by Christopher Weare