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Alan Committie in LOVE FACTUALLY
…  
more tales from a Caveman

From the star of Defending the Caveman, comes a brand-new, hilarious exploration of THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES (and the exes!)

The star of the hit show, DEFENDING THE CAVEMAN, has decided that after 947 performances of the record-breaking comedy, it’s time to take a fresh look at relationships in 2016 …

With a comic, honest and sometimes even touching look at couples, our Caveman, Committie, will continue to explore the mad differences between men and women, the quirks and foibles of marriage and dating and will even try to finally provide the right answers to those loaded questions, “Do you think I look fat?”, “Are you listening to me?” and “Would you prefer to go to the cricket or spend the day with me and my mom!?!”

In Love Factually our every-man hero also investigates everything from Tinder and text breakups, online attractions and detractions, surviving as a post-modern, metro-quasi-dexi-semi-multi-mano-sexual, to exploring single vs mingle, the apparent gift of having children and the supposed burden of family …

If you enjoyed DEFENDING THE CAVEMAN you’re going to love this fresh take on why it’s ok for men and women to be so different.

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 LOVE FACTUALLY –  I mean, seriously, what the FACT?!

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WEDNESDAY 13 APRIL TO SATURDAY 14 MAY 2016
Tue – Sat @ 8pm | Mon 09 May @ 8pm | Sat 23 April and 07 & 14 May @ 5pm & 8pm

Running Time: Two hours and 15 min including interval.

INDIVIDUAL TICKET PRICES
Tuesday
Show Only:
Rows A, EE and FF (EE and FF are restricted view seats): R100 pp
AA 16 – 19; BB 17 – 20 and Row DD: R120 pp
Rows B to J and AA 1 – 15, BB 1 -16 and CC 1 – 15: R160 pp

Dinner/Theatre Package: Inclusive of a three-course meal.
Valid in top price seats only (R245 for dinner and R130 for the show): R375 pp

Wednesday to Saturday and Monday 09 May @ 8pm
Show Only:
Rows A, EE and FF (EE and FF are restricted view seats): R120 pp
AA 16 – 19, BB 17 – 20 and DD 1 – 16: R150pp
Rows B to J and AA 1 – 15, BB 1 -16 and CC 1 – 15: R180 pp

Dinner/Theatre Package: Inclusive of a three-course meal.
Valid in top price seats only (R245 for dinner and R150 for the show): R395 pp

Book for both the theatre and the dinner through > the theatre’s Box Office on 021 438 3300 > any Computicket outlet > through the Computicket Call Centre on 0861 915 8000 > on www.computicket.com. A table in the restaurant can be reserved through the theatre’s Box Office on 021 438 3300, where you order a la carte from the menu and pay on the night.

REDUCTIONS: Show Only

GROUP BOOKINGS
In the top price seats only: Rows B to J and AA 1 – 15, BB 1 – 16 and CC 1 – 15. For 10 or more people, subject to availability of reduced price seats, valid until Thursday 12 May.
Tuesday – R40 reduction. You pay just R120 pp
Wednesday to Saturday and Monday 09 May – R50 reduction. You pay just R130 pp.
Contact Tracy Cahill on 021 438-3301, option 2 / tracy@theatreonthebay.co.za.

SENIOR CITIZENS
60+ years. All seats. Wednesday and Thursday at 8pm and Saturday at 5pm. HALF PRICE. Valid until Thursday 12 May. Subject to availability of reduced price seats. Book at any Computicket outlet on presentation of ID. These tickets cannot be booked on-line or by ‘phone. Book for groups of twenty or more senior citizens with Tracy Cahill on 021 438 3301, option 2 / tracy@theatreonthebay.co.za.

SCHOLARS
Up to matric. All seats. Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday at 8pm and Saturday at 5pm. HALF PRICE. Valid until Thursday 12 May. Subject to availability of reduced price seats. Book through > the theatre’s Box Office 0n 021 438 3300 > any Computicket outlet > through the Computicket Call Centre on 083 915 8000. These tickets cannot be booked on-line. Book for groups of twenty or more scholars with Tracy Cahill on 021 438 3301, option 2 / tracy@theatreonthebay.co.za.

STUDENTS
Including visiting international students. All seats. Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday at 8pm and Saturday at 5pm. HALF PRICE. Valid until Thursday 12 May. Subject to availability of reduced price seats. Book > at any Computicket outlet on presentation of a valid student card. Tickets cannot be booked on-line or by ‘phone. Book for groups of twenty or more students with Tracy Cahill on 021 438 3301, option 2 / tracy@theatreonthebay.co.za.

EXCLUSIVE BOOKS FANATICS MEMBERS
Subject to availability. All performances. All seats. 20% reduction. Valid until Thursday 12 May. Book on presentation of member number at > the Theatre Box Office on 021 438 3300 > the Computicket Call Centre on 0861 915 8000 or > any Computicket outlet.

GUESTS OF SUBSCRIBERS
In Rows B to J and AA 1 – 15, BB 1 -16 and CC 1 – 15. R110 for R160 seats and R130 for R180 seats. Book through the theatre’s Box Office on 021 438 3300.

FUNDRAISING PERFORMANCES
Contact Tracy Cahill on 021 438 3301, option 2 / tracy@theatreonthebay.co.za for available dates and prices. 40% – 50% reduction on a full house of 256 seats.

26 Feb – 3 April
Showtimes tbc

Many things have been said about Alan.

Here’s one of them:

“All the qualities that endear comedian Alan Committie to an audience are abundantly present in this, his latest farrago of fun-filled satire: razor-sharp wit, gusto, roguishness and most of all, the ability to coax mirth out of the dourest assemblage. An astoundingly diverse range of subjects, all treated with quicksilver wit and originality. No one has the right to leave this aptly-named show without stiff cheeks from continuous laughter.” Cape Argus

48 Hours Review
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Cape Argus Review
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Cape Times Review
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Alan Committie